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Old Oct 01, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #361
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Because (just like my keyboard explanation), the person who invented the order just threw some alphabetti spaghetti on the floor and it came into that order.

Why are the questions extremely irrelevant to the previous answers?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #362
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because a wizard did it...

why did the wizard do it? lol
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #363
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because he could

what is GHD
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 02:15 AM // 02:15   #364
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god had diabetes?

why am i here?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13   #365
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you have no life

what's so appealing about staring at a screen all day?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #366
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it is shiney!


Why are we attracted to shiney objects?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #367
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wizard...

who in their right mind would want to marry Flavor flav? lol
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #368
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wizard...

when will nilene stop answering with her "wizard" answers?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33   #369
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when wizards are not the answer to everything.

Where's the wammo?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:36 AM // 07:36   #370
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right behind you.

why isn't it a public holiday in scotland today?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #371
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because ... we're not lazy?... *shrugs*


How lazy are you on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being ultra lazy.
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #372
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depends on what i'm doing, but it usually varies between 2 and 5, i think.

and you?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #373
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Yea, probably a 5 or 6...although if you count GW as being "lazy" then probably more like a 8 or 9.


How many chickens can you fit inside a wammo costume?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47   #374
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three and a quarter.

how much smarter is a chicken compared to a wammo?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53   #375
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3 boxes of Fr00t L00ps smaller.

Where the fuq is my cereal?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #376
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the wammo ate it.

why can't you differentiate the words "smarter" and "smaller?"
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #377
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because he's "special"


What's the daily reccommended allowance of turnips per wammo per day?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #378
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half their body weight.

why do wammos love turnips so much?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30   #379
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Why wammos get all the attention?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:43 AM // 08:43   #380
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@ bacon: It's the creamy texture.
@ Evenstar: Wammos earn their attention by performing comical acts in the way of being stupid and casting mending

Where is the customer services desk?
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